Saturday, July 22, 2006

...In Bed

I learned two things at the Chinese restuarant yesterday.

1) Chopsticks are a real pain when you can't use your index finger.

2) The wisdom from my fortune cookie:

"You don't have to be perfect to perform beyond expectations."

Thanks fortune cookie.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Crime and Punishment

Bad things happen when you piss off the Gummi Bear Queen.

Monday, July 10, 2006